COVID Journal Day 59:
Today my team has been observing the hygiene routines of the young primates. Here are some notes:
One of the young primates nearly clogged the waste disposal tube with hygiene wipes, nearly rendering the hygiene compartment unusable.
One of the young primates nearly exploded with feces, covering itself and the waste disposal tube in a nightmarish guck, nearly rendering the hygiene compartment unusable.
One of the young primates expelled a fecal rock of such remarkable hardness that this researcher wonders how the primate was not split apart. Had this occured in the waste tube rather than a waste privacy cloth, surely the hygiene compartment would have been rendered unusable.
As time goes on, this reacher realizes that more questions are raised by these young primates than are answered. This researcher is unsure if this researcher will make it out of the research timeframe with sanity intact. Thankfully, this researcher’s team is equipped with field experts who help navigate this most complex of research assignments.
The co-author of this study has peer-reviewed and validated the contents of today’s investigation.